Chapter 3 --- Poems from Galacticor of Vyjilus
This is him, he is fat
This is him, he is fat


WHY? - GALACTICOR OF VYJILUS (3234)

Why? Because, some of my people say
Others say, nomnomnom
Others say, Why are you talking to me?
Others say, arent you supposed to be in jail?
They answer with questions, when the question is a question
So they no more answer the question than I answered it with the question
That I asked them to answer with not a question.
My people know not the answer
But then why do I ask the question?
Do we exist?
Do you have a burito?


QUESTIONS UNANSWERED - GALACTICOR OF VYJILUS (3333)

The answer lies in the question one man said
But that just leaves another question for me to ask
And then the man would say the same thing and I would ask another question
So I didn't ask that asshole any more questions


WHY ARE WE HERE? - GALACTICOR OF VYJILUS (3369)

Are we here? Or are we there?
Where is there in relation to here?
Well where there is depends on where here is
But doesn't where here is depend on where there is?
So how can we know where we are?
The answer is that we can never know
So why are we civilized?
Yes I'm asking that question because I want to get out of jail
But also, society conforms us
To ideals that depend on other ideals which depend on others
My mother told me to trust myself and the answer would come to me
But she was an alcoholic so I'm not listening to any of her advice
And my father told me to shut up and ask my mother.
I asked Jesus and he said, "The answer lies in the question"
He probaly wasn't Jesus but rather some hippie with long hair
So, I have not an answer to my question, so how can I know that my questions are the right questions?
What if I already know the answer?
What if I am the answer?
What if Gene Simmons is the answer?
What if?
I like cheese


WHY AREN'T WE THERE? - GALACTICOR OF VYJILUS (3369)

Are we there? Or are we here?
Where is here in relation to there?
Well where here is depends on where there is
But doesnt where there is depend on where here is?
So how can we know where we are
The answer is that we already know
So why aren't we civilized?
Yes I'm asking that question because I want to go to jail
But also, society frees us
From ideals that depend on other ideals that depend on others
My mother told me to trust myself and the answer would come to me
And she is just out of rehad so I have decided to listen to her advice
And my father sat me down and told me all of his opinions
I didn't ask Jesus because it wasn't really him
It was some guy trippin' on acid
So, I have the answer to my question, I know it is the right question
I hate cheese.


WHAT IF MARIAH CAREY WAS A MAN? - GALACTICOR OF VYJILUS (2010)

Oh man, I would be so screwed
My life would literally be over
Because I would be gay
And my planet doesn't accept gays
Because they are all secretly gay but don't want to admit it

I would go to Mariah and tell him (?) that it's okay
And that I still love his (?) music despite his sex change
Because of him (?) I have been given life
And I owe it to him (?) to be by his (?) side
All of the time.
Forever.
And ever.
And ever.
And then 20 minutes after that.


I LIKE FISH - GALACTICOR OF VYJILUS (3300)

Who knows the thing that I love most?
No one except for Johnathat my fishnit
We call them fishnits on Vyjilus because we like fish
Fish are sacred to this holy land and Johnathat is
My fish.

I like fish, but I love Johnathat.
He is not any normal fish, he is the best fish
A North-Pacific Cod that I took from Wendy's
I saved his life and he has devoted his to mine
My fish has.

He is as hot as a summers day and as cold as the winters eve
He loves me unconditionally
And I love him too
But we can never be together
Because of the darn marraige laws.
My fish and I.

If only I could speak his language and tell him
"Glub glub acht niche glub var glubnat"
"I love you more than playing checkers
With my polar bear, not offense polar bear"
Then he would understand how I feel
But he will never know.
And neither will I.
What?


AM I FAT? - GALACTICOR OF VYJILUS (1996)

Oh god, I am arent I?
Buritos are just too good
Curse you Qdoba of Earth
I will have my revenge!

I will say though, that they make the most splendid
Buritos.


THE BEST DAY EVER - GALACTICOR OF VYJILUS (4567)

Today is Januay 23rd, 4567. Which makes it 1/23/4567
That is really cool
Or I am a nerd
This is also the day that Madonna comes to play
With me.
Not.
She isn't even playing
I lie compulsively sometimes, but I'm getting help
No, thats a lie I'm not getting any help, I want to though
No, that was a lie too
And tomorrow isn't even January 23rd
Actually it is, that was a lie
The end.
No, actually that was a lie, I have more to write
Not.
Actually I do.
I need medication!